Walden Macnair

[After the attack is over]

[Death Eaters]
I hope our efforts were satisfactory.

What a bloody rush. You could hear the screams from here.

[Family/Friends/Coworkers]
I hope everyone and their families are safe. I cannot even begin to fathom such horrors. If anyone has any injuries that need looked at, I would be happy to lend an extra hand.

[Grace]

I've heard about all the unpleasantness that has been going on today. Claire would never admit it but she is very distraught by it all. I've been wanting to do something nice for her so I am sending her to a spa for the day. I think it will be more fun for her if she has someone to go with her. I know it's last minute but would you be willing to accompany her on Thursday? It would mean a lot to me. I hope you said yes because I already put the payment down. Consider it an thank you for doing me this favor. She needs a nice day.

The number of people I saw throw up last night: 5
The number of times puke landed on me: 0

I'd say St. Patrick's Day was an overall success, even if I don't personally join the festivities. Do try to remember to hydrate this morning. It has been said countless times and yet people always seem to forget. Your mum's deserve to see you in tip-top shape.

While I am a trained healer, I am afraid that I cannot treat your pet. You may ask me as many times as you'd like why your cat's eye looks milky or why your dog keeps scratching himself but I will not be able to find an answer for you. That's why there are animal specialists.

I've never been a pet person, can you tell?

[Grace Burke]
Love, I have been a horrible relative. I haven't caught up with you properly in far too long. I do hope things have been going well for you. I haven't heard anything, which in these times seems to be a good thing. I'd love to have lunch soon. My treat.

[Isabelle Rosier]
Love, I have been a horrible friend. I haven't caught up with you properly for far too long. I do hope things have been going well for you.

[Amelia Bones]
Checking in with you to see how you are. Collected a full body ye I hope things have been going better for you than they have been.

[Camilla Jugson]
You said you liked to be informed. I recently had a thought that I never asked you what time of news you actually read. It could very well be biannual publications and I wouldn't know the wiser. What is your preference for your daily dose of current events? If you don't mind me asking.

[Private to DEs]
Ah, job security. I love St. Mungo's when it's all abuzz.

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I believe that's my cue to read books and avoid all breaking news. Sometimes it's better to be uninformed.

Whoever invented decaf can die in an avalanche of coffee beans. This is Mungo's. We don't have time for decaf.

Sometimes it's easy to remember why I wanted to be a healer.



And yes, I had permission to show these photos.

[Private to DEs]

Did one of you send Amelia Bones a brain?

A quick reminder for those of you wanting to brush up on basic healing skills, there will be three free clinics taught by actual healers! We'll cover things from cuts to bruises, and even show you how to help someone who is choking. Clinics are held St Mungo's in London on the 9th, 11th and the 13th starting at 5pm. I'll be helping to teach the one on the 13th but they will all be informative and hopefully fun as well.

If all else fails, I'll be bringing snacks.

Hope to see you there!

[Death Eaters]

I'm sure we've all given the Minister's recent announcement some serious thought. It's clear how Aurors will be able to use the killing and torturing curse against Death Eaters in battle. What has me worried is their ability to use Imperius. It doesn't make sense to try and cast it in the middle of a battle, when they have to worry about watching their own back. Are they only allowed to use it during a scrimmage or at any time they suspect to be in the midst of a Death Eater? If they suspect a Death Eater, can they cast the curse on co-workers or family to try and gather information? Can they use it on them to try to lure us into traps? How far of a reach have they been given?

[/Death Eater]

Not a single person had to be treated last night for trying to blow themselves up with fireworks. I believe this counts as real progress.

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